My Friday Night….
Watching Dateline and updating my mailer spreadsheet. This is the very fancy life of a new business owner. You can all say you knew me when…
And, like, I wanted to drink wine while I did this but then I forgot and I feel like now it’s too late to start that and I don’t even have any chocolate.
Related: Why do people resort to murder? Don’t they watch Dateline ever? Even if you get away with it, it hardly seems worth it to have to deal with the trial for so long. I don’t even want to deal with jury duty.
I’m all in for #dinerenblanc #spraypaintingmychairs #onecanperchair #howdoigetspraypaintoffmyhands @billtacular
I can’t stop watching early career Britney Spears videos for some reason and it’s one of the best decisions I have made all day. She is the most fun.
*Related: Her dance footwear was
vaguely EXTREMELY reminiscent of orthodics for such a young girl. Specifically in the Oops, I Did it Again video. Like, I’m pretty sure I just waited tables tonight in those shoes.
Also, this gem. The choreography. Particularly the human heart, that is a heart shape made out of humans, right before the key change. Gold.
*Related to the Sometimes video: after closer inspection, this footwear was c/o Skechers, otherwise known as the ugliest sneakers ever.